Ahhhh, I feel a pumpkin war is imminent
A proposed retaliatory Elberta chunking operation in search of a grant.
By An Alert Intern
Another successful pumpkin-firing test from the City of Frankfort created tension for Village of Elberta residents this weekend. Public pressure is mounting for the Elberta Solstice Foundation to develop a world-class gourd defense system.
A local gnome was overheard saying, “If we cannot even protect our Life Saving Station adequately, if we can’t launch even the smallest potato back at them, then how can my many children even think about sleeping?”
With a pumpkin-power-enabled city performing weapons tests just over the bay, will the educations of Village children suffer due to lack of sleep?
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Hehe!! One of these years we will make it to Frankfort for this. 🙂
Now that Elberta has been challenged, it should be so much more fun