Pumpkins Fired Directly at Elberta


Ahhhh, I feel a pumpkin war is imminent

The Elberta Alert

Pumpkin Trebuchet A proposed retaliatory Elberta chunking operation in search of a grant.

By An Alert Intern

Another successful pumpkin-firing test from the City of Frankfort created tension for Village of Elberta residents this weekend. Public pressure is mounting for the Elberta Solstice Foundation to develop a world-class gourd defense system.

A local gnome was overheard saying, “If we cannot even protect our Life Saving Station adequately, if we can’t launch even the smallest potato back at them, then how can my many children even think about sleeping?”

With a pumpkin-power-enabled city performing weapons tests just over the bay, will the educations of Village children suffer due to lack of sleep?

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2 thoughts on “Pumpkins Fired Directly at Elberta

  1. Hehe!! One of these years we will make it to Frankfort for this. 🙂

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